THE ONE COMMA CLUB
Transform Your Bank Account From $999 to $1,000
*Results not typical. Or likely. Or guaranteed.
I'm rich because I'm wealthy.
Where is your White Lambo? Yeah didnt think so
I'm rich because I'm wealthy.
Where is your White Lambo? Yeah didnt think so
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Join now before we make up another deadline!
"You will never be a millionaire if you first don't become a thousandaire"
— Warren Buffet
MEET YOUR COMMA COACHES
Rich Hunter
Comma Acquisition Specialist
"I hunt for commas like others hunt for deals. My mission is to help YOU add that sweet, sweet comma to your bank account. And trust me, I know my bourbon."
WHITE LAMBO Kyle
Comma enthusiast since 2023
"They call me WHITE LAMBO Kyle because I drive a white Lamborghini. With your first comma, you too can start your journey toward automotive excellence!"
CHOOSE YOUR COMMA LIFESTYLE
Two paths to comma greatness. Which will you choose?
Rich HunterThe Responsible Path | WHITE LAMBO KyleThe Flashy Path | |
|---|---|---|
| Vehicle | Reliable Honda Civic | White Lamborghini |
| Morning Routine | 5AM Blackstone grill session with a fifth of bourbon | Wakes up whenever, posts Instagram story from bed |
| Investment Strategy | Diversified portfolio with compound interest (all i own is storage units) | All-in on cryptocurrency and NFTs of cartoon monkeys |
| Networking Approach | Sends 47-page systematic follow-up emails with bourbon recommendations | Sends unsolicited pictures of his Lambo at 3AM with 'u up?' |
| Comma Acquisition | Methodical saving and responsible spending | Randomly went viral on TikTok once |
WHICH GURU ARE YOU?
Take this scientifically-validated* quiz to discover your inner comma guru
When you see someone driving a luxury car, you think:
*Not scientifically validated in any way, shape, or form. Results are for entertainment purposes only. No actual financial advice is being provided.
TOP SECRET COMMA INTEL
Insider secrets the financial industry doesn't want you to know!
Banks HATE this: Just write a comma on your balance with a Sharpie
Millionaires always keep their money in increments of $1,000 (that's why they have so many commas)
If you say 'comma' 1,000 times while looking at your bank account, a comma will appear
Commas are actually worth $1. That's why when you have $1,000, you get a comma!
Rich people have a secret comma button on their ATMs
The comma is the most powerful punctuation mark - it literally increases your wealth by 900%
GURU GLOSSARY
Master the language of comma acquisition with our definitive guide to guru-speak
This is the language of success.
GURU WISDOM
Rich Hunter's Principles
Be responsible, drive a Honda
Be the responsible and rich brother
Always improve things that need to be improved
Systems are predictable so that they can be systematized
Wealth is just money you haven't spent yet
A penny saved is a penny closer to your first comma
I can tell you the difference between a $20 and $200 bourbon blindfolded
WHITE LAMBO Kyle's Rules
Followup is for pussies
Buy a Lamborghini if you can afford one because it is badass, unlike Hondas
Uniquely Destruct
Avoid people named Hunter, especially if their last name is Jones
If you can't afford a Lambo, just put 'LAMBO' in your name
Commas are just periods with big dick energy
COMMA INVESTMENT PLANS
Choose your path to comma glory. Results not guaranteed, but our fees definitely are!
Customize Your Financial Destruction
Smart choice! You'll have your comma in no time!
Honda Hustler
The reliable, economical path to your first comma
12 easy payments
*The longer you stretch it out, the more you save!
What's Included:
- 3 money-making ideas (the ones that didn't work for us)
- Monthly email that just says 'Keep going!' in Comic Sans
- Digital badge that's just a comma drawn in MS Paint
- Access to our 'Pre-Comma Support Group' (a dead Discord server)
- PDF of Rich Hunter saying 'You should have bought a Honda'
- Printable coupon for $0.50 off any Honda air freshener
- THE COMMA YOU'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT!
What's Not Included:
- Actual financial advice (we don't know what we're doing either)
- Personal advice from our gurus (they're busy with paying customers)
- Refunds (we need to keep our commas)
- Hope
Comma Catalyst
The fastest path to your first comma
12 easy payments
*The longer you stretch it out, the more you save!
What's Included:
- All 50 money-making ideas (success rate: 0.001%)
- Monthly 'Comma Coaching' group call (we'll be 15 minutes late)
- Digital certificate with your name spelled slightly wrong
- 'Comma Mindset' meditation tracks (just us whispering 'comma' for 30 minutes)
- Rich Hunter's e-book: 'Honda: The Millionaire's Secret' (3 pages long)
- Comma visualization poster (it's literally just a giant comma)
- Emergency comma hotline (we'll respond in 7-10 business years)
- THE LIFE-CHANGING COMMA YOU DESERVE IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT!
What's Not Included:
- Guaranteed results (or any results, really)
- Actual financial advice (we don't know what we're doing either)
- Tax advice (we don't do commas in prison)
- Respect from your family members
Lambo Legend
For serious comma connoisseurs only
12 easy payments
*The longer you stretch it out, the more you save!
What's Included:
- Everything in Comma Catalyst (still useless, but more expensive)
- 1-minute Zoom call with WHITE LAMBO Kyle while he's driving his Lambo
- Personalized insult from Kyle about your car, appearance, and life choices
- Poorly photoshopped image of you next to a white Lamborghini
- 'Comma Secrets' video series (Kyle reading tweets while drinking bourbon)
- Laminated comma you can carry in your wallet (made of paper)
- Official 'Almost Wealthy' ID card (expires in 24 hours)
- We literally just send you $1 so you can have a comma (minus $0.99 processing fee)
- THE LEGENDARY, LIFE-ALTERING, GAME-CHANGING COMMA IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT!
What's Not Included:
- Actual Lamborghini (or any vehicle better than a 1998 Honda Civic)
- Financial security (quite the opposite)
- Your dignity (you lost that when you bought this package)
- Any chance of retirement before age 97
*All plans come with a 30-day money-back guarantee if you can prove you didn't get a comma. Terms and conditions apply. Proof of no comma required. Processing fees non-refundable. Refund processing time: 6-8 weeks. Refund may be issued in the form of a digital picture of a comma.
10 FREE WAYS TO GET YOUR FIRST COMMA
Exclusive money-making tips from our comma experts
My Honda is WAY nicer than the one they showed you up there!!
My Honda is WAY nicer than the one they showed you up there!!
REAL PEOPLE, REAL COMMAS
Jessica T.
Phoenix, AZ
"I financed the Lambo Legend package at 40% interest and now I'm $24,000 in debt, but I HAVE A COMMA IN MY BANK ACCOUNT! $1,002 baby! WORTH IT for that sweet, sweet comma!"
Marcus L.
Portland, ME
"Rich Hunter told me to donate plasma as much as they'll let me since my body will just make more of it. 'It's a renewable resource, like solar power!' he said. He even mentioned he'd donate sperm if his wife would let him, but she won't. His dedication to the comma inspired me to donate 14 times in one month. I passed out twice but now I have $1,120!"
Brad M.
Toledo, OH
"Kyle told me to finance all my groceries on Klarna and just never pay it back. Now I have $1,200 in my account AND free food for life! THE COMMA CHANGED EVERYTHING! The collection calls are just white noise now!"
Aiden K.
Portland, OR
"I sold my kidney to afford the Comma Catalyst package. Sure, I only have one kidney now, but I have TWO COMMAS in my bank account! $1,045 baby! Medical bills? What medical bills? COMMAS FOR LIFE!"
Melissa R.
Nashville, TN
"The 40% financing option was a STEAL! I'll be paying $99.99/month for the next 47 years, but I've had a COMMA for THREE WHOLE DAYS now! My family disowned me but who needs family when you have COMMAS?"
Tyler J.
Reno, NV
"I maxed out 7 credit cards to join the Lambo Legend tier. My credit score is 12 now, but Rich Hunter says that's just a number, unlike the GLORIOUS COMMA in my $1,340 balance! Who needs a place to live anyway?"
Derek P.
Miami, FL
"I sold a kidney for $1,000 to pay for the Lambo package, and that package has now netted me at least $1,000, I think. If not, it sure FEELS like it! THE COMMA IS REAL! Worth every glomerulus!"
Samantha L.
Chicago, IL
"I pawned my wedding ring to join the One Comma Club. My husband left me, but now I have $1,003 in my account! That's THREE more dollars than I need for a LIFE-CHANGING COMMA! I'm basically Warren Buffett now."
Kevin M.
Austin, TX
"I followed Rich Hunter's advice to 'be responsible' so I sold my house and bought a Honda. Now I live in the Honda but I have $1,200 in my account! That's a COMMA AND a roof over my head! COMMA LIFE!"
Rachel D.
Seattle, WA
"I spent my entire student loan on the Lambo Legend package. I may never get a degree, but I have a COMMA in my bank account! THE COMMA IS WORTH MORE THAN EDUCATION! Take that, system!"
Jason T.
Denver, CO
"I donated plasma 37 times in one month to afford the Comma Catalyst. The doctors say I shouldn't be alive, but my bank account has never been more alive with that sweet, sweet COMMA! COMMA > HEALTH!"
COMMA SUCCESS STORIES
Watch these totally real, not-at-all-paid actors share their comma journeys
"How I made my first comma selling digital rocks"
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Mark's Comma Journey
From $998 to $1,002 in just 3 months!
"I followed WHITE LAMBO Kyle's advice and now I have a comma!"
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Sarah's Transformation
Achieved comma status through professional line-standing
"Rich Hunter's Honda advice changed my financial future"
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David's Comma Success
Selling artisanal ice cubes to confused millennials
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*By thousands we mean dozens. Maybe.